Lets smile......Senior Manager !!!

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai.............,
tumhare paas kya hai?

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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere
paas Maa hain"
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

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The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly Designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can
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when the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

Please pass on to family and friends.

THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!

He and his brain..Too good

Hilarious One Guys !!

Akash was waiting for his love ..."30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins
late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"


"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her .. all moody and stuff
... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain advised.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ... I
was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .. "she would
have had a nervous breakdown"

Akash ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no
problem"

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what
occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought Akash ...

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts
... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory
scan.

Sheetal stared at Akash .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"

"No records found", said the brain ..

"Damn!!", thought Akash

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.

Akash is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"


"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

Akash was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will
comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast .brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data
on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday ....
how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ..
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless ...

"Ah! screw u guys .. I'm going home", said his brain and left.