Confidence !! Just for Fun...

What is confidence????

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that
the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems
department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

Greatest Love Story Ever!!

The Love Story of Ralph and Edna
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged,since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness'.

'The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?Happy Mental Health Day!You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to anunstable friend.I've Done My part by sending it to you!!!

Poems... Read them for fun...

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Monkeys like you
should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....
I got a heart attack straight away...

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

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Smile Please........

April Fool!!!

Lets smile......Senior Manager !!!

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai.............,
tumhare paas kya hai?

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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

Funny : : New Seat Belt-LAW

This becomes effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states.

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly Designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can
be reduced by as much as 95%
when the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

Please pass on to family and friends.

THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!

He and his brain..Too good

Hilarious One Guys !!

Akash was waiting for his love ..."30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins
late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"


"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her .. all moody and stuff
... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain advised.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ... I
was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .. "she would
have had a nervous breakdown"

Akash ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no
problem"

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what
occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought Akash ...

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different parts
... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete memory
scan.

Sheetal stared at Akash .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"

"No records found", said the brain ..

"Damn!!", thought Akash

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.

Akash is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted ... and started crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"


"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

Akash was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist will
comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast .brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity .... gathering and analyzing all data
on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday ....
how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ..
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless ...

"Ah! screw u guys .. I'm going home", said his brain and left.